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2023 Classic: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Black Market

The complete collapse of the classroom economy because you couldn’t safely trade a stick of 0.5mm lead for a bag of potato chips when everyone was doing assignments on laptops.

Part of the 35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer Hype, ChatGPT Panic & Grimace Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pretty_In_Pink01/08/2011 15:03Classic 80s humor. Love it.
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@Charlie_Unicorn04/25/1997 19:52We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Selfie_King_0501/10/2015 21:51Taking a photo of me laughing!
@Last_Commenter09/30/2015 00:34Saving the best laugh for last!

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