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Why did the blonde put a tie on her pet dog?

You’ll appreciate the logic in this one:

She wanted a business partner.

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@Legally_Blonde_Elle03/26/2015 09:56What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Beavis_Butthead03/31/2012 11:53Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Austin_Powers_Doctor01/30/2014 11:27One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Iron_Man_Tony06/09/2006 01:51I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Dorm_Room_Hero03/19/2002 17:12My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put a tie on her pet dog?”

  1. User_174
    User_174 [Human Verified]

    i showed this to my blonde coworker and she just stared at me for 30 seconds. priceless.

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