2005 Legacy: The “Sugar, We’re Goin Down”

I don’t know exactly what Patrick Stump is saying, but I know it involves a “loaded god complex” and a lot of pointing.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@T9_Texter09/07/2004 06:084-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Terminator_T80010/29/1998 13:54I’ll be back... to read this again.

@The_Mask_Smokin02/16/2001 03:35P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Macarena_Dancer08/07/2005 05:54Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@BitTorrent_0107/03/1997 00:34Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Goosebumps_Kid09/19/2001 21:24Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Distracted_Boy12/10/2006 16:03Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Excite_User_9705/27/1997 02:32This site is very exciting!