Dead Man’s Chest Length: Why the giant kraken? Because Disney realized that if you have Johnny Depp and a jar of dirt, you can make a two-and-a-half-hour movie that is basically just people falling off things in slow motion.
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Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
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Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
I see what you did there. Clever!