2019 Vintage: The Tank

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my favorite person of the decade!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

@Msdos_Commander04/08/2009 10:45C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Titanic_Jack05/14/2000 10:59I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Get_Flash_Player11/12/2015 17:32Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@StumbleUpon_User07/18/2013 07:55I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular05/17/2013 05:24I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

@Boxxy_Queen02/24/1995 22:50I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

@Mind_Blown_Gif07/09/2002 03:58*Boom* - there goes my brain!

@Mobile_Web_0110/18/2006 20:26Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!