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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

45 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2015 Archive
Step into 2015 – the year of the viral "The Dress" debate (was it...read more »
Two blondes fell down a hole...
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said "It's dark in here isn't i...read more »
A blonde brought her car into...
A blonde brought her car into the oven because she wanted a hot r...read more »
A blonde swallowed a penny and...
A blonde swallowed a penny and said "Wow, I finally have some cha...read more »
55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2006 Archive
Welcome to 2006 – the year Twitter launched, "Casual Friday" was ...read more »
A blonde walks...
A blonde walks into a library and whispers "Can I have a burger a...read more »
A blonde decided to take up...
A blonde decided to take up skydiving. When she jumped out of the...read more »
A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner...
A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner because it was just collecting d...read more »
A blonde was asked if she...
A blonde was asked if she wanted to play hide and seek. She said ...read more »
A blonde went to college just...
A blonde went to college just to learn how to spell "college".read more »

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What goes vroom...
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58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2016 Archive
Step back into 2016 – the legendary year of the Pokémon GO phenom...read more »
A blonde went to the doctor...
A blonde went to the doctor and said "Every time I stand up quick...read more »
A blonde was asked what she...
A blonde was asked what she thought about the new movie "The Tita...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready06/24/2012 21:30If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Msdos_Commander01/12/2008 12:26C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Blockbuster_Refugee12/18/2015 19:12Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Net_Addict_200003/16/2006 14:00My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Party_On_Garth05/11/2013 05:44I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Evil_Kermit_M06/04/2002 11:46Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Mind_Blown_Gif07/16/2011 22:21*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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