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Why did the blonde tip-toe past…

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.

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@Mr_Blonde_Dance01/10/2000 06:58Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Sum41_Skater11/05/2015 19:17In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy03/22/1999 02:06That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Cow_And_Chicken05/07/1995 07:15Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Star_Wars_Kid11/14/2015 17:25I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Overly_Attached12/06/2011 22:58I’m watching you... read this joke!
@IMVU_Chatter04/01/2006 19:043D laughs are the best!
@Epic_Fail_Guy01/30/1997 12:27This joke is an Epic Win!
@Mind_Blown_Gif06/19/2015 07:55*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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