2022 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
Why Adria Arjona in Morbius? For being another actress who realized that a superhero movie role doesn’t always mean you’ll have anything to do. Part of… Read More »2022 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
2022 Archive: The “Nuclear” Saber Rattling
Why 2022? To prove that when you’re losing a “Special Operation,” the only thing left to do is talk about your “Big Red Button.” Part… Read More »2022 Archive: The “Nuclear” Saber Rattling
2022 Vintage: The 2022 Optimism
We’ve got AI, we’ve got Maverick, and Messi is the goat. Surely 2023 will be a very calm, settled year. Part of the 74 Observational… Read More »2022 Vintage: The 2022 Optimism
2021 Vintage: Infinite’s Identity Crisis
Why was Mark Wahlberg nominated? For a movie about reincarnation where the only thing that felt “infinite” was the audience’s desire for the credits to… Read More »2021 Vintage: Infinite’s Identity Crisis
2019 Vintage: The “Blinding Lights” (Early)
The Weeknd is starting the 80s-synth revolution that will define the next two years. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive.… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “Blinding Lights” (Early)
2019 Vintage: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my favorite person of the decade! Part of the 53… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Tank
2019 Archive: The “Hustle” Burn
Why Anne Hathaway? For an accent that traveled through more countries than a seasoned diplomat. Part of the 39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2019 “Cats,… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Hustle” Burn
2019 Archive: The Bio-Hacker
I told the doctor I’m ‘Bio-Hacking’ my sleep with six different apps and a weighted blanket. He said, “Have you tried just turning off your… Read More »2019 Archive: The Bio-Hacker
2018 Archive: The Screen Time Update
Why was the boss so quiet? Apple added “Screen Time” to his phone, and he realized he spent 40 hours a week on Candy Crush instead of… Read More »2018 Archive: The Screen Time Update
2018 Archive: The “Meant to Be” Bebe Rexha
A country-pop song that stayed on the charts for approximately 400 years. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive. Historically Verified