2019 Archive: The Bio-Hacker

I told the doctor I’m ‘Bio-Hacking’ my sleep with six different apps and a weighted blanket. He said, “Have you tried just turning off your phone?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

@QuickTime_Viewer12/25/2007 17:39Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Avatar_Na_vi03/31/2009 13:10I see you... laughing!

@Dorm_Room_Hero04/15/2002 03:45My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@USB_Pioneer07/11/2015 17:09Plug and Play laughter!

@Emule_Donkey03/22/1999 16:25Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Project_Mayhem03/01/2012 07:49Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Zoolander_Mug06/07/2009 14:00I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Frame_Set_Wizard06/09/1997 09:13I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular06/26/2014 08:52I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!