2013 Classic: The “Grudge Match” Vibe
Why Stallone and De Niro? For a boxing movie where the only thing hurt was the legacy of their better films. Part of the 34… Read More »2013 Classic: The “Grudge Match” Vibe
2011 Vintage: The “Born This Way”
Lady Gaga emerged from an egg. 2011 is the year we all accepted that “Mother Monster” is the boss. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2011 Vintage: The “Born This Way”
2011 Legacy: The LinkedIn “Skills” Endorsement
Why did the accountant endorse the boss for “Whistling”? Because he couldn’t find a skill for “Actual Management.” Part of the 76 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2011 Legacy: The LinkedIn “Skills” Endorsement
2011 Archive: The Katy Perry “Teenage Dream” (The Continuation)
Why the record tie? Because she became the first woman to have five #1 singles from one album, effectively turning 2011 into a giant candy-colored… Read More »2011 Archive: The Katy Perry “Teenage Dream” (The Continuation)
2010 Legacy: The Suitcase
Her luggage is so heavy it’s technically a mountain range. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & iPad” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: Outstanding Comedy
Why Modern Family? For making us realize that being a “normal family” requires at least three camera crews in your living room. Part of the… Read More »2010 Archive: Outstanding Comedy
2010 Classic: The Eminem
“Love the Way You Lie.” I told her I love the way she lies about how much those shoes cost. Part of the 61 Marriage… Read More »2010 Classic: The Eminem
2010 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
Why Bryan Cranston? For the hat-trick (three wins in a row), officially making Walter White immortal. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2010… Read More »2010 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
2010 Legacy: The Sheep
I’m “following” the top influencers. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Professional Ego
Why does a lawyer never use “Bing”? Because he refuses to “Search” when he can “Subpoena.” Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber… Read More »2009 Classic: The Professional Ego