2002 Archive: The Rusty Nail

“Does this come with a tetanus shot?” “No, but it comes with a hangover.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan04/28/2010 02:14I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter01/31/1998 19:21The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Goldmember_I_L11/02/2010 00:07I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Clans_Leader_9910/09/2006 22:06Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@Last_Commenter08/06/1999 16:22Saving the best laugh for last!