2010 Classic: The Eminem

“Love the Way You Lie.” I told her I love the way she lies about how much those shoes cost.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

I told her I want to delete the memory of our last argument. She...read more »

I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator....read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

We looked at our digital memories. 90% AI-generated, 10% us argu...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

@QuickTime_Viewer05/03/2002 02:13Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Optical_Mouse_9912/29/2005 03:12I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Oracle_Says04/05/2002 01:10I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy10/17/1998 08:25That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan05/25/2003 16:34Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Chocolate_Rain11/07/2004 09:57I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@This_Is_Fine_Dog04/30/1999 11:13Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Search_Scout_9908/07/2009 17:09Scouting the web for gems like this.

@ODP_Editor_9908/15/1999 07:32Approved for the Open Directory Project!