I’m playing football in the kitchen. I tackled the refrigerator. The fridge is fine; I have a concussion.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
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