2025 Vintage: The Smart Blanket

It detects when I’m “hogging” it and sends a small electric shock to my leg. My wife is sleeping like a baby.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@AOL_Instant_Msg01/05/2002 17:04I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Napster_Leech05/12/2013 04:35Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Sixth_Sense_Cole07/28/2004 12:20I see funny people... everywhere!

@Zoolander_Derek06/18/2015 06:37What is this? A joke for ants?

@Optical_Mouse_9906/29/2001 01:39I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.