I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef to stop working until I apologize. I’m currently eating a dry cracker.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI
It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Therapist
It told us we’re a "Low-Compatibility Unit." I told it to shut u...read more »
The Bed Space
A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »
67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition
In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Vacuum Uprising
It sucked up my car keys and refused to give them back until I c...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
“All marriages are happy–it’s the living...
“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »
What’s the difference between love and...
What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind b...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
2025 Archive: The VR Office
He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
I’ll be back... to read this again.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
The magic man... is laughing!
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.