She wanted to see the music.
Why Tems? Because her voice is the musical equivalent of a sunset in Lagos, and the Grammys are officially obsessed. Part of the 39 Grammy… Read More »2025 Legacy: Best Melodic Rap Performance
I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef to stop working until I apologize. I’m currently eating a… Read More »2025 Classic: The Holo-Chef
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana for 30 years? Part of the 54… Read More »2025 Classic: The Orange (End)
“As sour as the Olympics breakdancing discourse.” Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition archive. Historically Verified
I told her I’m a wrestler. She said, “You’re an ‘Iron-Claw’—you never let go of the remote.” Part of the 56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Iron Claw
Why did the lawyer bill for Wordle? He called it “Five-letter linguistic strategic analysis and pattern recognition.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Wordle Addiction
Why was the house so “Anti-Hero”? “It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me… I’m the one who forgot to defrost the turkey.” Part of… Read More »2022 Classic: Taylor Swift’s “Midnights”
Why “Better Than I Imagined”? Because Robert Glasper, H.E.R., and Meshell Ndegeocello together is just showing off. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Archive: Best R&B Song
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