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2023 Legacy: The Iron Claw

 I told her I’m a wrestler. She said, “You’re an ‘Iron-Claw’—you never let go of the remote.”

Part of the 56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

The Shopping Marathon
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70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI
 It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »
69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
2025 Archive: The Deepfake Anniversary
 I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of...read more »
The DIY Expert
Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Result
 I tried to "Update" my marriage. It said, "Hardware not compatib...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad09/23/2006 21:19Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Vaporwave_Original10/20/2005 03:08Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@SimCity_Mayor04/15/2013 02:53Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Flashdance_What03/29/2015 14:34What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Star_Wars_Kid09/05/2011 09:48I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Excite_User_9706/25/2013 03:14This site is very exciting!
@StumbleUpon_User10/05/2014 07:06I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@Spawn_Camper_J01/25/1999 10:03I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@Maplestory_Kid04/14/2001 15:27@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

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