I told her I’m a wrestler. She said, “You’re an ‘Iron-Claw’—you never let go of the remote.”
Part of the 56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Shopping Marathon
Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI
It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »
69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
2025 Archive: The Deepfake Anniversary
I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of...read more »
The DIY Expert
Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Result
I tried to "Update" my marriage. It said, "Hardware not compatib...read more »
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The Remote Control
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61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
This site is very exciting!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
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