I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of me being romantic in Paris. She replied with a deepfake of her leaving me for a handsome robot. 1-0 to the wife.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
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Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.