2018 Vintage: The Wind
I’m “blown” away by the graphics. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Vintage: New Year’s Eve 2018
Why were we so ready for 2019? Because we had survived the “Snap,” we had our battle passes leveled up, and we were ready to… Read More »2018 Vintage: New Year’s Eve 2018
2017 Legacy: The Shore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Shore
2017 Archive: Worst Screen Combo
Why “Any Two Obnoxious Emojis”? Because the chemistry was as digital and soulless as an empty battery icon. Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2017 Archive: Worst Screen Combo
2017 Classic: The Catalonia Independence Referendum
Why was Barcelona so tense? Because they voted to leave Spain, and Madrid responded by saying “No, you didn’t,” proving that in 2017, borders were… Read More »2017 Classic: The Catalonia Independence Referendum
2016 Archive: The Selfie
Why did the blonde try to take a photo of her brain? She heard it was the only way to prove it was still “online.”… Read More »2016 Archive: The Selfie
2016 Vintage: The Juice
I’m “concentrating” on the curveball. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Vintage: The “Ghost” Fleet (LCS) Continues
Why were the Littoral Combat Ships still a joke? Because they were designed to be “Fast and Modular,” but in 2016, their main “Module” was… Read More »2016 Vintage: The “Ghost” Fleet (LCS) Continues
2015 Archive: The Launch of Discord
Why did the gamers leave Skype? Because a new app arrived that didn’t crash every five minutes and allowed us to organize our raids without… Read More »2015 Archive: The Launch of Discord
2015 Legacy: The Scholastic Book Fair Legacy
Buying a giant glossy poster of a modern military shooter game or a pop star and realizing your metal locker is way too small to… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Scholastic Book Fair Legacy