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2012 Classic: The Monitor

 Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today.

Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer03/04/2012 10:58Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@South_Park_Cartman07/15/1998 05:19Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules07/08/2015 11:50Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Numa_Numa_Guy08/08/2011 11:40Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@First_World_P04/20/2003 13:50My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Slashdot_Effect04/17/2007 04:39We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@True_Story_Neil04/14/1998 19:52True story! I was there!

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