Why “Any Two Obnoxious Emojis”? Because the chemistry was as digital and soulless as an empty battery icon.
Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2017 “Emoji Movie, Mummies & Darker Shades” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Rebel Moon Carry-over
Why was Zack Snyder hit? For a sequel that was so "epic" it actu...read more »
39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Swept Away, Pinocchio & Jedi Blues” Edition
In 2002, the 23rd Razzie Awards witnessed a rare cinematic alignm...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition
In 1998, the 19th Razzie Awards had a target-rich environment. It...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2004 “Catwoman, Alexander & White Chicks” Edition
In 2004, the 25th Razzie Awards hit a quarter-century milestone b...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2022 “Blonde, Morbius & Pinocchio’s Problems” Edition
In 2022, the 43rd Razzie Awards faced a cinematic year so bizarre...read more »
2025 Archive: Rachel Zegler’s Press Tour
Why did she win Worst Actress? For giving a performance that pro...read more »
2025 Archive: The "F1" Budget
Why Brad Pitt? For a movie so expensive that the Razzies decided...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2024 “Madame Web, Joker’s Duet & Borderlands” Edition
In 2024, the 45th Razzie Awards feasted on a catastrophic year fo...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Actress
Why Rachel Zegler? For proving that you can be "the fairest of t...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2014 “Saving Christmas, Dinosaurs & Cameron’s Double” Edition
In 2014, the 35th Razzie Awards found a new "worst of all time" c...read more »
😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Steamboat Willie" Horror
Why was it a target? For proving that just because a mouse is in...read more »
2024 Legacy: Jerry’s Pop-Tart
Why did Jerry Seinfeld win Worst Actor? For Unfrosted, a movie a...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Karate Kid" Logic
Why Ralph Macchio? For being 60 years old and still letting a te...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Cate Blanchett for Borderlands? For proving that even a Quee...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Plug and Play laughter!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!