2013 Vintage: The Death of Jeff Hanneman
Why the Slayer silence? For the loss of the riff-master behind “Raining Blood,” leaving a hole in the heart of metal. Part of the 42… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Death of Jeff Hanneman
2012 Vintage: Prometheus
Why were they running in a straight line? Because in 2012, we learned that even the smartest scientists in the galaxy don’t know how to… Read More »2012 Vintage: Prometheus
2012 Classic: The Monitor
Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today. Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Classic: The Monitor
2011 Legacy: The Adobe Creative Cloud
Why was the designer crying? Because he found out he has to pay for Photoshop every month for the rest of his life. Part of… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Adobe Creative Cloud
2011 Archive: The Cloud Confusion
I asked the nurse where my X-rays were. She said, “They’re in the cloud.” I looked out the window and said, “It looks pretty clear… Read More »2011 Archive: The Cloud Confusion
2011 Vintage: Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
Why Jack and Jill? Because the Razzies decided it deserved an extra trophy just for existing. Part of the 41 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2011 “Jack,… Read More »2011 Vintage: Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
2010 Legacy: The Silly Bandz Stock Market
Why did the vice principal ban colorful rubber bands? Because students had turned morning recess into a high-stakes corporate trading floor, exchanging rare glittery dragon-shaped… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Silly Bandz Stock Market
2010 Vintage: The Vuvuzelas
Why did the 2010 World Cup sound like a swarm of angry bees? Because the vuvuzela became the official soundtrack of South Africa, making TV… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Vuvuzelas
2010 Classic: The Saw 3D Finality
They say it’s the last one. I’ve heard that before. The traps are now in “glorious 3D.” Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2010… Read More »2010 Classic: The Saw 3D Finality
2010 Vintage: The Bitcoin “Pizza” Transaction
Why was the 2010 purchase of a pizza for 10,000 BTC famous? Because it was the only thing more inflated than the 2010 government spending.… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Bitcoin “Pizza” Transaction