The pastor attempting to read his sermon notes off a tablet, only for his wrist watch to vibrate continuously with push notifications from a news application throughout the livestream.
Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2020 “Livestream Services, Muted Microphones & Drive-In Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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