Why were they running in a straight line? Because in 2012, we learned that even the smartest scientists in the galaxy don’t know how to sidestep a falling spaceship.
Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & Doomsday” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Apology Strategy
Hugh Grant is at the police station, and the officer asks: "Mr. G...read more »
39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & The Floss” Edition
In 2018, half of the universe disappeared with a snap, Lady Gaga ...read more »
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2025 “Space Daisies & Secret Rings” Edition
In 2025, the boundary between Earth and orbit finally cracked, Ke...read more »
The Terminator in Office
Arnold became the "Governator" of California. Arnold Schwarze...read more »
2024 Vintage: Chappell Roan
Why was she your "Favorite Artist's Favorite Artist"? Because in...read more »
31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger Kings” Edition
In 2020, the world turned into a giant waiting room. We all becam...read more »
2025 Legacy: Oasis Reunion Tour
Why are tickets costing more than a small island? Because in 202...read more »
The Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman Split
When Tom and Nicole divorced, Nicole’s famous quote became the pu...read more »
2025 Archive: A Minecraft Movie
Why did the critics have to eat their words? Because the movie a...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Conclave" Hype
Why were we watching white smoke? Because after 12 years, the se...read more »
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2025 Vintage: Justin Bieber’s Catchphrase
Why is everyone saying "It’s not clocking to you" in 2025? Becau...read more »
2024 Classic: Alien
Romulus: Why was the "offspring" so creepy? Because in 2024, we l...read more »
40 Celebrity Jokes: The 2003 “Crazy In Love & Compass” Edition
In 2003, the world was obsessed with finding a clownfish, wonderi...read more »
2024 Legacy: Sabrina Carpenter (Espresso)
Why was 2024 so caffeinated? Because Sabrina Carpenter convinced...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
This joke is an Epic Win!
This is the future of humor!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!