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2012 Vintage: Prometheus

 Why were they running in a straight line? Because in 2012, we learned that even the smartest scientists in the galaxy don’t know how to sidestep a falling spaceship.

Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & Doomsday” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Uncle_Rico_9812/16/1996 21:35I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Leet_Speaker_7709/02/2009 16:427h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Epic_Fail_Guy07/05/2013 11:46This joke is an Epic Win!
@Web_2_0_Fan02/21/2004 04:48This is the future of humor!
@iPhone_User_0709/23/2008 03:20There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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