I asked the nurse where my X-rays were. She said, “They’re in the cloud.” I looked out the window and said, “It looks pretty clear today, should I wait for a storm?”
Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Waiting Room
There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »
The Bad News First
A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »
2025 Classic: The Specialist
I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon's Hobby
"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Emergency
"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition
In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »
53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »
42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition
In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Diet 2
"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »
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62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition
In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Sleep Study
"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »
The Coffee Prescription
The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory
"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
The best thing since version 1.0!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
3D laughs are the best!
This is the future of humor!