2006 Archive: The Email
Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail. Part of the 55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Archive: The Email
2006 Archive: The Over the Hedge
Why was the raccoon the hero? Because the movie proved that raiding a suburban BBQ is a high-stakes tactical mission. Part of the 39 Fourth… Read More »2006 Archive: The Over the Hedge
2006 Legacy: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make “End Call” feel like a life sentence. Part of the 63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Wii”… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Phone
2006 Archive: The Snakes on a Plane Quote
Why was the IT guy frustrated? “I have had it with these monkey-fighting bugs on this Monday-to-Friday server!” Part of the 65 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2006 Archive: The Snakes on a Plane Quote
2006 Vintage: The Christina Aguilera “Back to Basics”
Why the 40s glam? For Xtina ditching the “Dirrty” chaps for a red lip and a microphone that could shatter glass. Part of the 41… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Christina Aguilera “Back to Basics”
2005 Classic: The GPS Navigation Distrust
Rejecting a brand-new electronic dashboard mapping device because a digital female voice can’t possibly know a shortcut better than a twenty-year-old paper road atlas. Part… Read More »2005 Classic: The GPS Navigation Distrust
2005 Legacy: The South Park “Best Friends Forever”
Why did it win? For being the first show to tackle the Terry Schiavo case using a Golden PSP and a giant ladder to heaven.… Read More »2005 Legacy: The South Park “Best Friends Forever”
2005 Archive: The Flash Drive
She thinks a “Flash Drive” is how I drive when I hear her car pulling into the driveway. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Archive: The Flash Drive
2004 Vintage: The Scanner
I’m “beaming” my infrared data to your phone. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The Digital Photo
She says digital photos are “too fast.” She prefers the ones that take a week to develop, just like her anger. Part of the 58… Read More »2003 Classic: The Digital Photo