Why did the broom get a promotion in 2019? It swept the office competition.
Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
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Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
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My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Oops, I laughed again!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
That was intense... and funny!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
Problem? No, just laughs!