Why was the raccoon the hero? Because the movie proved that raiding a suburban BBQ is a high-stakes tactical mission.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
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