2003 Archive: The Cell Phone
Her ringtone is just the sound of someone tsk-tsking. Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: The Tablet Pen Loss
Why was the manager crying? He lost the plastic stylus for his $2,000 Tablet PC and now he just had a very expensive paperweight. Part… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Tablet Pen Loss
2002 Legacy: The Red Hot Chili Peppers “By The Way”
Why the taxi ride? Because the Peppers traded the funk for pure melodic bliss, creating the ultimate soundtrack for driving around Los Angeles. Part of… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Red Hot Chili Peppers “By The Way”
2002 Legacy: The Resident Evil Lasers
Why Milla Jovovich? For starting a franchise that would eventually outlast the actual video games it was based on. Part of the 34 Hollywood &… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Resident Evil Lasers
2001 Archive: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole! Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey… Read More »2001 Archive: The Luke
2000 Vintage: The “Kryptonite” by 3 Doors Down
Why was the 1999/2000 transition so rocky? Because this song was the official anthem for every teen who felt “Super” but also slightly misunderstood. Part… Read More »2000 Vintage: The “Kryptonite” by 3 Doors Down
2000 Vintage: The Astronaut
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed more “space.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive.… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Astronaut
2000 Legacy: The Dot-com Bubble Burst
Why did the “E-Pets” go hungry? Because the stock market realized that a company selling dog food online for $0 profit wasn’t actually worth a… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Dot-com Bubble Burst
1999 Legacy: The “Bug a Boo” Destiny
Destiny’s Child just reminded us that if a guy is paging you too much, he’s a bug. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999… Read More »1999 Legacy: The “Bug a Boo” Destiny
1998 Vintage: The Home Workout
She bought a Tae Bo tape. She accidentally kicked the lamp. I told her she’s officially “dangerous.” Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Home Workout