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2000 Vintage: The “Kryptonite” by 3 Doors Down

Why was the 1999/2000 transition so rocky? Because this song was the official anthem for every teen who felt “Super” but also slightly misunderstood.

Part of the 35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Home_Alone_Kevin02/19/2000 04:18Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Alt_Vista_Searcher06/22/2002 11:03I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Brazil_Terry_G08/27/2006 03:54Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Bam_Margera_Fan03/01/2001 05:25Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Gaia_Online_Gold04/05/2000 12:51Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Evolution_Dance04/04/2014 19:15The history of humor in one post.
@I_See_What_You04/06/2007 08:45I see what you did there. Clever!
@Deal_With_It_G04/24/2000 06:47Deal with it. This is gold.

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