2023 Classic: The No Hard Feelings Comedy

Why was the 4th so “Awkward”? Because Jennifer Lawrence reminded us that “R-rated comedies” are still the best way to spend a summer night.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why was everyone looking at the moon? Because for $50,000, you co...read more »

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Why was the pool so "Magical"? Because Disney combined every tech...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Folky"? Because the sunrise and the sunset we...read more »

In 2019, Independence Day was a "Cultural Finale." We were all sa...read more »

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Why was the firework silent? Because "Noise-Pollution-Free" pyrot...read more »

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In 2004, Independence Day felt like the peak of the "Digital Life...read more »

@Home_Alone_Kevin02/18/1996 17:02Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli07/24/2008 16:53That still only counts as one laugh!

@Loituma_Girl06/28/1996 05:34Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@CompuServe_Classic06/15/1998 14:15Premium humor for premium members.

@Neopets_Trader05/01/2015 00:05Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Railgun_Sniper09/09/2008 13:00I saw that laugh coming from across the map.