Why was the firework silent? Because “Noise-Pollution-Free” pyrotechnics use sound-cancellation waves to protect the local cats’ ears.
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
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Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
That was intense... and funny!
... (Laughter in silence).
High five for this joke!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!