Why did the “E-Pets” go hungry? Because the stock market realized that a company selling dog food online for $0 profit wasn’t actually worth a billion dollars.
Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & DualShock” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive
2004 Vintage: The Mars Opportunity Rover
Why was it a "marathon runner"? Because it landed on Mars for a ...read more »
2003 Classic: Beyond Good & Evil
Why did we love a pig? Because 2003 was a great year for cult cl...read more »
2004 Archive: The Launch of Sony PSP (Japan)
Why did we want a "PlayStation in our pocket"? Because it had a ...read more »
2004 Classic: The Death of the "Friends" Series
Why was everyone crying? Because after 10 seasons, the coffee sh...read more »
2003 Legacy: The Nikon D2H
Why were the pros going digital? Because 4 megapixels was finall...read more »
34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & DualShock” Edition
The year 2000 kicked off with a collective sigh of relief when th...read more »
2003 Vintage: The Concorde’s Final Flight
Why was the sky getting slower? Because the world's only superso...read more »
2004 Archive: The Launch of Digg
Why were we "digging" the news? Because before Reddit took over ...read more »
75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition
In 1995, the world felt like it was shifting from analog to digit...read more »
2003 Vintage: Evanescence’s “Bring Me to Life”
Why were we all so "goth" for a month? Because that song was the...read more »
😜 More from category: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive
2004 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2004
Why were we so ready for 2005? Because 2004 was the year the "So...read more »
2005 Legacy: The Launch of TeamSpeak 2
Why were we yelling at our clans? Because before Discord, we had...read more »
2001 Vintage: Gorillaz (Debut Album)
Why was the band invisible? Because Damon Albarn decided that an...read more »
2002 Vintage: The Death of the Napster (Original)
Why was the music quiet? Because the court finally shut down the...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
But you have heard of this joke!
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
Tapping my way to a good mood.