Why were the Littoral Combat Ships still a joke? Because they were designed to be “Fast and Modular,” but in 2016, their main “Module” was “Waiting for a Tow Boat.”
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Ghost Fleet" Expansion
Why did the Navy build ships with no kitchens? Because in 2025, i...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition
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40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition
In 2022, the military world realized that a 1980s tank is no matc...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Anaconda Boots” Edition
In 2002, the military was busy trying to find a needle in a hayst...read more »
39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition
In 2009, the military learned that "Counterinsurgency" in the des...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 2024 “Thermite Dragons & Jamming Junkies” Edition
In 2024, the military realized that if your equipment isn't "EW-H...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition
In 2019, the military realized that "The Future" is already here,...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Patriot" vs. "Everything"
Why is the Patriot the MVP? Because it’s the only 40-year-old in ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Information Operations" AI-Wars
Why 2024? Because "Propaganda" is now 90% bots arguing with other...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Total Force" Burnout
Why the Guard? Because they’ve spent more time on "Active Duty" i...read more »
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38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition
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2025 Classic: The "Bio-Metric" 4.0
Why did the scanner reject the Lieutenant? Because the AI determi...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Strategic" Silence on Space War
Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Satellite Tag" is that n...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Combat Camera" Swarm View
Why the "Hive" perspective? To make sure the taxpayers feel like ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Deep in the menus and found this gem.
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
The Dude abides... this joke.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
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I saw that laugh coming from across the map.