2015 Archive: The Launch of Discord
Why did the gamers leave Skype? Because a new app arrived that didn’t crash every five minutes and allowed us to organize our raids without… Read More »2015 Archive: The Launch of Discord
2014 Vintage: The Flappy Bird Regret
“I spent five hours playing Flappy Bird today.” “Did you get a high score?” “No, I smashed my phone and now I have to explain to the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Flappy Bird Regret
2014 Vintage: The Leftovers Fan
2% of the bulbs just disappeared, and we’re all very depressed about it. Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year of… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Leftovers Fan
2014 Archive: The Destiny (Video Game) Player
One, but they have to shoot at a cave for three hours to get a legendary bulb. Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014… Read More »2014 Archive: The Destiny (Video Game) Player
2014 Archive: The Grand Budapest Hotel Guest
“One, but the bulb must be perfectly centered and pastel pink.” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year of the Ice… Read More »2014 Archive: The Grand Budapest Hotel Guest
2014 Vintage: The “Trancendence” Logic
Why Johnny Depp? For playing a computer that was somehow less expressive than his actual face. Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Vintage: The “Trancendence” Logic
2014 Classic: The Carrot
I’m “rooting” for the underdog video. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The Blood Pressure
It hit 190 when the doctor said his new ‘Digital Portal’ is down for maintenance. Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket… Read More »2014 Classic: The Blood Pressure
2014 Archive: The Netflix Binge (Part 2)
She binged House of Cards and started calling me “Frank,” but only because she thinks I’m “plotting to do nothing.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Archive: The Netflix Binge (Part 2)
2013 Legacy: The Step-Counter Debate
My doctor looked at my fitness tracker and said, “It says you ran a marathon yesterday.” I said, “No, I just had a very intense… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Step-Counter Debate