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2016 Archive: The Selfie

 Why did the blonde try to take a photo of her brain? She heard it was the only way to prove it was still “online.”

Part of the 58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2016 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@T9_Texter12/22/1999 12:564-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Student_Life_0109/09/2004 13:23Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Big_Snatch_Boris03/04/2004 12:13Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Noob_Slayer_X02/08/2011 09:38Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Homestar_Runner03/10/2015 16:09That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

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