2022 Classic: Taylor Swift’s “Midnights”

Why was the house so “Anti-Hero”? “It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me… I’m the one who forgot to defrost the turkey.”

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why were all the parents crying? Because a 28-minute cartoon abou...read more »

Why did the parents look like teenagers? Because "Longevity Suppl...read more »

Why was nobody talking? They were—just not out loud. The whole fa...read more »

Why was everyone staring at thin air during grace? They weren't p...read more »

In 1996, Thanksgiving was caught between the screech of a 28.8k m...read more »

Why didn't the lyrics make sense? Because "Life, it never die" wa...read more »

In 2025, Thanksgiving is a high-tech fever dream where the "Perso...read more »

Why was the tech-uncle so quiet? Because he spent $700 on a "smar...read more »

Why wouldn't the brother leave his room? Because Bethesda release...read more »

In 2023, Thanksgiving was about choosing between pink and black, ...read more »

Why was Grandpa flickering? Because he couldn't make the trip, so...read more »

In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, tr...read more »

In 2019, Thanksgiving was about protecting "The Child," wondering...read more »

In 2020, Thanksgiving was about checking your Wi-Fi signal, stayi...read more »

@Cyber_Security_X01/18/2012 00:07Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Animorphs_X02/06/1999 05:09I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Netscape_Now_B07/06/1997 04:26I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@Excite_User_9710/09/2010 05:01This site is very exciting!

@Digg_Submitter_0501/09/2010 01:10Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@GG_WP_9803/02/2005 21:39Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Runescape_Noob04/19/2014 01:55Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!