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1996 Archive: The Tattoo Shop

 A guy wants a tattoo of a 56k modem on his chest. The artist asks why. “Because I want people to know I’m fast, but I still make a weird noise when I’m connecting.”

Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro01/26/2004 04:22Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Diva_Plavalaguna08/27/1999 05:38The highest note of humor!
@Big_Lebowski_Dude10/24/2009 04:45The Dude abides... this joke.
@AOL_Chat_Veteran12/04/1995 23:06Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@StumbleUpon_User12/11/2004 19:39I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

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