“Mirror, mirror on the wall…” “Don’t ask the mirror anything, Brenda. It’s been filtered by AI and it’ll just tell you that you look like a CGI dream.”
Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2025 “Leonida Dreams & Legacy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Bar Encounter
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The Speeding Ticket Excuse
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A man and woman had been...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 ye...read more »
2025 Archive: The Blade Reboot Delay
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A few months after his parents...
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2025 Archive: The 2025 Vacation
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54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition
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Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
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There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?