2009 Classic: The Professional Ego

Why does a lawyer never use “Bing”? Because he refuses to “Search” when he can “Subpoena.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

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Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »

The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »

A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »

In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »

The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

@Dumb_And_Dumber11/07/1995 02:26So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Flash_Player_Fan07/24/2012 14:44Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Alt_Vista_Searcher01/06/2007 18:00I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Pirate_Bay_9905/31/2011 11:18Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky08/07/2011 08:19One billion... laughs!

@Goldmember_I_L05/15/2007 07:54I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Mondo_Media_X08/25/2011 22:05Top tier web animation humor!

@Rage_Comic_Fan09/06/2000 01:53FFFFFUUUUU-nny!