2009 Classic: The Professional Ego
Why does a lawyer never use “Bing”? Because he refuses to “Search” when he can “Subpoena.” Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber… Read More »2009 Classic: The Professional Ego
2008 Vintage: The Ryder Cup 2008
Why was Paul Azinger a genius? Because he used “pods” to help the Americans finally beat Europe, proving that golfers need teammates even if they… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Ryder Cup 2008
2008 Classic: The Dead Space Player
None. If the lights go out, just start cutting off the limbs of the furniture. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The… Read More »2008 Classic: The Dead Space Player
2008 Legacy: The Facebook Apps
Why did the blonde try to “poke” her actual friends in the arm? She spent too much time on Facebook and thought that’s how you… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Facebook Apps
2006 Classic: The Pirates
Dead Man’s Chest Length: Why the giant kraken? Because Disney realized that if you have Johnny Depp and a jar of dirt, you can make… Read More »2006 Classic: The Pirates
2006 Vintage: The Casino Royale Teasers
Why was the Dad acting so smooth? Because Daniel Craig was about to reinvent James Bond, and the Dad wanted to see if “shaken, not… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Casino Royale Teasers
2006 Archive: The Whiskey Sour
As sour as Pluto being kicked out of the solar system. Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive.… Read More »2006 Archive: The Whiskey Sour
2005 Vintage: The Grocery Scanner Audit
Standing precisely half an inch away from the automated grocery checkout screen to ensure the computer program correctly applied a ten-cent coupon for fiber bran… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Grocery Scanner Audit
2005 Legacy: The “Sugar, We’re Goin Down”
I don’t know exactly what Patrick Stump is saying, but I know it involves a “loaded god complex” and a lot of pointing. Part of… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “Sugar, We’re Goin Down”
2005 Vintage: The “Bad Day” Daniel Powter
The official anthem of every person who just spilled coffee on their keyboard. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital Explosion archive. Historically… Read More »2005 Vintage: The “Bad Day” Daniel Powter