Why was the Dad acting so smooth? Because Daniel Craig was about to reinvent James Bond, and the Dad wanted to see if “shaken, not stirred” worked for lemonade.
Part of the 39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Hot Styles” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
A classic from the Spanish web too!
3D laughs are the best!