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2005 Vintage: The Grocery Scanner Audit

Standing precisely half an inch away from the automated grocery checkout screen to ensure the computer program correctly applied a ten-cent coupon for fiber bran flakes.

Part of the 36 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch, MP3 Invisibility & Flat Screen Skepticism” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Frasier_Crane03/16/1998 20:15I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Gnutella_User01/26/2012 18:50Peer-to-peer laughing!
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