2025 Archive: The Biometric Palm Payment Protest

Loudly arguing with a supermarket clerk because you refuse to scan the veins in your hand to buy a bag of prunes, waving a crisp paper bill instead.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1996, growing older meant navigating a world rapidly rushing i...read more »

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Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console televisio...read more »

In 2023, growing older meant buying a new car only to discover th...read more »

Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpe...read more »

Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms ...read more »

Wrapping a thick, electric-wire heating pad around a stiff hip an...read more »

Accepting that the digital timer under the television screen will...read more »

Attempting to stand up from a relative's plastic-wrapped sofa in ...read more »

Maintaining a precise stack of twenty-year-old miniature condense...read more »

Staring in horror at a dashboard warning light that states your w...read more »

In 2017, growing older meant entering a dangerous new era where y...read more »

In 2009, growing older meant navigating a world that was suddenly...read more »

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@Duke_Nukem_Fan06/17/2012 05:55I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Seinfeld_George02/26/2014 17:35What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Harry_Potter_0110/27/2004 02:32Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes04/13/2011 03:01Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Avatar_Na_vi11/04/1997 12:32I see you... laughing!

@White_Goodman_G03/17/2004 15:22We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Ultima_Online_V10/02/2004 02:43Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan11/20/2012 18:31OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!