None. If the lights go out, just start cutting off the limbs of the furniture.
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Standard classic. Never gets old.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
One billion... laughs!
Waddle on over and read this!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
I choose to believe it’s funny.
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.