How many Microsoft engineers does it…

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just declare darkness as the new standard.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Oregon_Trail_Survivor09/26/1999 00:29You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@Snatch_Mickey06/23/2007 13:57Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@Fat_Bastard_Get02/16/2010 18:56Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Dancing_Baby_9604/17/2000 20:49Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@ODP_Editor_9910/21/1998 11:42Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Slashdot_Effect12/16/2005 22:18We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!