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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. It turned itself in.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Lara_Croft_9608/06/2015 06:22Found a real treasure with this one.

@Ebay_Sniper08/24/1999 11:17Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@Terminator_T80002/02/1998 08:57I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Zoolander_Derek12/03/1999 20:54What is this? A joke for ants?

@Kernel_Panic_9803/04/2004 15:32This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@WiFi_Zero_One09/15/2013 08:16Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Blade_Runner_201906/26/2005 16:53All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Aliens_Guy_Hair05/03/1995 02:38I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!