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2015 Classic: The Ted 2

 “I want to be recognized as a person!” “Start by being a person who takes out the trash without being asked three times.”

Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

Q: What did the fish say...
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The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition
In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »
The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, adult humor was about closing chapters and starting new ...read more »
A man and woman had been...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 ye...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Smart Home
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The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior10/31/2009 09:13I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Scream_Fan_9605/13/1995 00:41What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Harry_Potter_Hermione12/26/2011 12:24It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@BitTorrent_0107/04/2003 02:59Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Silk_Road_Ghost04/30/2015 12:02Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Agent_Smith_0101/02/1996 16:56It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Rick_Roller_0702/22/2003 14:56Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Ring_Member_9811/27/2002 01:31Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Neopets_Trader08/17/2010 20:44Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@Spawn_Camper_J07/29/2008 03:07I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

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