2000 Classic: The Concorde Crash
Why was the end of the Concorde era so sad for world leaders? Because they realized that from now on, if they wanted to get… Read More »2000 Classic: The Concorde Crash
2000 Vintage: The “Predator” Drone with a Camera
Why was it a big deal? Because for the first time, a General could watch a war in real-time from 5,000 miles away, like a… Read More »2000 Vintage: The “Predator” Drone with a Camera
2000 Vintage: The Survivor Date
A guy takes a girl on a first date to a deserted park. She asks, “Is this romantic?” He says, “No, it’s a trial. If… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Survivor Date
1999 Archive: The Runaway Bride
My wife said she relates to Julia Roberts. I reminded her we’ve been married for five years. She said, “It’s a metaphor, Greg.” Part of… Read More »1999 Archive: The Runaway Bride
1998 Archive: The Grape
I’m a winemaker. I’m just ageing gracefully. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Archive: The Dark Rum
A guy orders a Dark Rum. The bartender says, “It’s like your soul, but with more sugar.” Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Archive: The Dark Rum
1997 Archive: The Billy Crystal Medley
Why does he do it? Because watching a man turn “Fargo” into a Broadway show tune is the only reason some people stay tuned after… Read More »1997 Archive: The Billy Crystal Medley
1997 Legacy: The Best Visual Effects
Why did Independence Day win? Because blowing up the White House is the only way to beat a movie about a talking pig (Babe fans… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Best Visual Effects
1996 Archive: The 2Pac “All Eyez on Me” Era
Why was it a milestone? Because in 1996, Tupac released the first double album in rap history, proving you could be the most wanted man… Read More »1996 Archive: The 2Pac “All Eyez on Me” Era
1996 Archive: The Tattoo Shop
A guy wants a tattoo of a 56k modem on his chest. The artist asks why. “Because I want people to know I’m fast, but… Read More »1996 Archive: The Tattoo Shop