1998 Archive: The Dark Rum

A guy orders a Dark Rum. The bartender says, “It’s like your soul, but with more sugar.”

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@Sega_Genesis_Kid04/27/2000 04:02Better than 16-bit graphics!

@X-Gen_Mark11/04/2012 02:51This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Sixth_Sense_Cole11/13/2012 00:40I see funny people... everywhere!

@Harry_Potter_Ron08/08/1997 20:20Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Joe_Cartoon_G04/21/2015 09:41Press the button for more humor!